The Queen of the Wilderness lays down some science on Sir Percivale. TRUE THING ONE: Nobody but Galahad should ever wear red. Going around in red is bragging that you’re the best ever, and only Galahad actually is the … Continue reading →
So I promised you marvels last time, right? Check this out. First, the doors and windows of the hall all slam shut of their own accord! Second, it’s suddenly totally dark in the hall, even though there’s a wide assortment … Continue reading →
So there they are: Elizabeth dead, the midwife holding Baby Tristram, the barons all around them. Will Baby Tristram make it? Yes. Elizabeth’s legacy is so great, and her death scene last chapter so touching, that it inspires the midwife … Continue reading →
Launcelot is the best, you guys, you don’t even know. You don’t. You might think you do, but, man. Malory loves him some Launcelot. Right now Launcelot, prince of Benwick, is just a kid, however. An awesome kid, but still. … Continue reading →
Book IV! It’s kind of all over the place. First up, Merlin and Nimue! Merlin is way into Nimue! So Merlin is hanging out a lot with Nimue, the woman that Pellinore brought back to Camelot, and, to put … Continue reading →
When Pellinore and Nimue get to Camelot, Arthur is out jousting, but Merlin and Guenever are there. Merlin casts zone of truth again, and Pellinore lays out the whole story, culminating in his retrieval of the damosel’s head at Nimue’s … Continue reading →
TW: nonconsensual sex. Right, now, Tor and Abellus are taking a little break from their fight. Tor is pretty clearly winning, but Abellus has refused to surrender. “Tor! Tor!” someone else is shouting. Someone is riding up, in fact. “Oh, … Continue reading →
Early the next morning the lead lady of the four, let’s call her Carmen, Carmen comes to the little gaol in the castle and says “listen, we heard you complaining all night, what the hell is the matter with you?” … Continue reading →
Finally it’s the big day! The wedding of Arthur and Guenever! Malory skips the ceremony completely! That’s just par for the course with him, I mean, Guenever still hasn’t had any lines. They wed at the Church of St. Stephen … Continue reading →
Trigger warning: mention of rape “Pellinore… Pellinore…” Arthur takes a moment to place the name. “Oh, that guy! The one who stole my horse and then killstealed King Lot! He’s a jerk!” cries Arthur. “Still, a fine knight and … Continue reading →
