When will we follow your rules? (Never!) When will we do what you say? (Never!) When will we walk your curves? (Never!) We all remember Borr Morrtock’s Day (Never!) (Chorus, “Walk Your Curves,” by “Ba-Ba” Ba-Renatis (organistrum and backup vocals) … Continue reading →
BARON RISING FLAMES CONSUMING THE TOWER AFLAME Fifth of Ninthmonth, 1492nd Year Since the Founding of Ka-Rone Cousin: The fundamental demographic issues of the Diamond Isle are as unseemly as they are inexorable. Ignoring, for the nonce, the illiterate ninety … Continue reading →
Old Ist, out in the swamp, wisened and withered. Popular rumor ran Old Ist was older than even a faen had the right to be, like a thousand years or more, and Old Ist was too big to be faen. … Continue reading →
It’s not a person, you can’t argue with it. No. … No. You’re not listening. It’s not a person. It doesn’t have a, it doesn’t have first-person locution. That’s not what it is. … It’s… it’s not that. It’s the … Continue reading →
